well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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