Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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