And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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