it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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