I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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