all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Two words: blizzard sex
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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