I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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