I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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