:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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