I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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