We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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