i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My life is pants optional.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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