Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I would ride that face into the sunset
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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