i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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