Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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