Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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