I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He has the fingertips of a God
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