Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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