i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There are leaves in my underwear?
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