I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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