It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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