So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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