They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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