i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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