I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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