i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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