# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sobbing to NWA
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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