Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
God, I missed his penis.
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