i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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