oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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