Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
where are my eyebrows?
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