She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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