i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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