Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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