is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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