There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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