It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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