Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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