Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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