some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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