He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I believe in your delicious
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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