I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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