plz talk dirty to me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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