do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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