No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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