she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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