i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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