I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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