What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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