I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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