Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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