I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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