So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize