I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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