so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Come on in and take your pants off
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