EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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