Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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